5 REASONS WHY YOU NEED A HINDU & A MUSLIM MILITIA IN INDIA

DISCLAIMER: FOLLOWING TEXT IS A JOKE. IT IS SATIRICAL TAKE ON THE FANTASY THE AUTHOR BELIEVES IN. THE REAL WORLD IS ACTUALLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT. IN THE REAL WORLD EVERY RELIGION RESPECTS EVERY OTHER RELIGION AND LIVES IN TOTAL HARMONY AS WE KNOW FOR A FACT. AND ALSO THIS IS A DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY SO FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

Top 5 Reasons why we need a HINDU MILITIA

The problem with the world is that there are too many people who want to enforce their views on you. Whenever a “Libtard” stops you from harassing a couple or lynching a Muslim man in the public, know that he’s acting against the interest of the nation. In a time, when the Islam, is the fastest growing religion, you need something equally powerful to counteract and save the youth of this great nation. You need a Hindu army, here are 5 reasons why

1: Muslim population is growing
The religion of Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world and soon there will be no one left in the world to marry your future daughter to, instead of a Muslim. If you don’t want to suffer from this fate, you will have to start now. You and your friends need to get married as soon as you can and start spawning offsprings. Keep going until you don’t have at least 3 boys in your family.

2: Muslims disrespect women’s rights
From their long history of oppression, it is clear that Muslims don’t respect women’s right. Especially, their practice of marrying their first cousins, is totally unacceptable, as it leaves no Muslim women for Hindu guys to marry and convert into pure blooded Hindu agent.

3: Muslims cause public disturbances
Look at their festival of Eid, they kill innocent goats, just to please their gods. They don’t stop there, their other festival, the Moharram, causes countless traffic jams and public nuances, everywhere within the country.

4: Muslims don’t respect the environment
Take a look where Muslims live. This is the photo of Ghazipur, a purely Muslim populated area. They live and breed here. From the very looks of it, a normal Hindu guy can feel repulsed and nauseated. It’s best to get rid of these people, as soon as possible.

Image result for Ghazipur POLLUTION

5: Muslims eat meat
That’s more than enough reason to get angry if you’re a true Hindu. The killing of animals, especially and only cow, is unacceptable. We cannot watch if such people are allowed to exist and continued to breed in huge numbers.

As a fellow Hindu agent, your job is to make sure that these 5 steps are followed to the letter. The Muslims need to be taught a lesson. Jai Shree Ram.

Top 5 Reasons why we need a MUSLIM MILITIA

The problem with the world is that there are too many people who want to enforce their views on you. Whenever a “Libtard” stops you from harassing a couple or lynching a hindu man in the public, know that he’s acting against the interest of the nation. In a time, when the Hinduism, is one of the fastest growing religion, you need something equally powerful to counteract and save the youth of this great nation. You need a Muslim army, here are 5 reasons why

1: Hindu’s population is growing
The religion of Hinduism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and soon there will be no one left to marry your future daughter to, instead of a Hindu. If you don’t want to suffer from this fate, you will have to start now. You and your friends need to get married as soon as you can and start spawning offsprings. Keep going until you don’t have at least 3 boys in your family.

2: Hindus disrespect women’s rights
From their long history of oppression, it is clear that Hindus don’t respect women’s right. Especially, their practice of burning their sisters alive and killing them in the name of honour killing, is totally unacceptable, as it leaves no Hindu women for Muslim guys to marry and convert into pure blooded Muslim agents.

3: Hindus cause public disturbances
Look at their festival of Diwali, they pollute the already polluted air, just to please their gods. They don’t stop there, their other festival, the Holi, causes a huge waste of water and public nuances, everywhere within the country.

4: Hindus don’t respect the environment
Take a look where Hindus live. This is the photo of Varanasi, a purely Hindu populated area. They live and breed here. From the very looks of it, a normal Muslim guy can feel repulsed and nauseated. It’s best to get rid of these people, as soon as possible.

Image result for varanasi pollution

5: Hindus don’t eat meat
That’s more than enough reason to get angry if you’re a true Muslim. The killing of animals, especially cow, is acceptable. We cannot watch if such people are allowed to exist and continued to breed in huge numbers.

As a fellow Muslim agent, your job is to make sure that these 5 steps are followed to the letter. The Hindus need to be taught a lesson. Allah hu Akbar.

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